There's gonna be a panel starting in 20 minutes
Don't touch it, please.
Awesome.
Hey, Harry,
Is it true that no one's ever read it before?
I read on the internet
that no one in the whole wide world knows
what the Warrior Angel's secret battle cry is.
You've got to let me take a look at this!
Nah, nah, you know better than that.
Anybody opens that book, the value drops.
I know,
But aren't you at least curious what's inside?
Of course.
I mean, who wouldn't?
But if I so much as breathe at it funny...
my boss would kill me.
Besides, there's nothing in that fantasy world
that's gonna make a lick of difference
out here in the real one, kid.
[ papers rustling ]
No, no, no, no, no, no! Hey!
Hey, some kid stole my comic book!
Security! Security!
I'm sorry.
Hey!
Sorry.
I can't see a thing in this helmet.
[ laughs ] Lois.
This is not what I had in mind
when Randall said I got to be embedded journalist for the day.
Come on.
It shouldn't be hard for Lois Lane
to nail down a human-interest piece here.
Save the hammer. Mama's gonna need a crowbar.
I can't get anything out of these people.
They keep looking at me like I'm from another planet...
which is saying something.
You know, no offense,
but that armor doesn't exactly make you Ms. Approachable.
What? Look.
Right.
No wonder Clark's been avoiding me.
I am losing touch with fantasy without even realizing it.
The last thing Clark feels when he thinks about you
is boredom.
Maybe I'm doing this to myself.
You know, maybe it's a deep-rooted fear of intimacy.
Maybe I'm not letting loose
because every time I do, things fall apart.
Maybe my therapist was right, you know?
She said I used to have these fantasies about Clark,
and now not so much as a dirty limerick --
Lois, maybe you just need to calm down
and focus on your work.
[ cellphone beeps ] Oh, sorry.
You're right.
And maybe you should take advantage
of being immersed in your element.
Get your hands off of the digital world
and on to some hunky human fantasy for a change.
Have a little fun. One of us should.
All right.
Good.
Now, I have to go make a phone call.
Promise me you're gonna kick the crackberry to the curb.
I promise.
Okay.
[ thud ]
I can't believe I'm doing this!
Oh!
"with angels' might!"
[ sighs ]
Warrior Angel was really just a kid?
Uh-oh.
[ explosions ]
[ creaking ]
[ applause ]
Are you okay?
♫ Smallville 9x12 ♫ Warrior Original Air Date on February 12, 2010
♪ somebody save me ♪
♫ "Save Me" performed by Remy Zero ♫
♪ let your warm hands break right through ♪
♪ somebody save me ♪
♪ I don't care how you do it ♪
♪ just stay ♪
♪ stay ♪
♪ come on ♪
♪ I've been waiting for you ♪
♪ just stay with me ♪
♪ I've made this whole world shine for you ♪
♪ just stay ♪
♪ stay ♪
♪ come on ♪
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[ cellphone rings ]
Lois.
(Lois) Clark, where are you?
Look, I'm sorry. I'm late.
But, um...I guess I got caught up with some... chores,
but I'm in the truck, on the way there now.
Oh, good.
Can you grab something from my place while you're at it?
Check in the closet.
Sure.
Like you said, I'm already late, so...
I'm cashing in a rain check.
You cannot renege on a rain check.
Lois, can I rain check on your rain check?
No. You have been cashing in so many rain checks lately
that I am soaking wet with disappointment.
[ grunts ]
Luckily, I'm driving by the Talon right now, Lois.
What do you need? [ air whooshes ]
What was that whooshing sound?
Nothing.
I just had the truck window open.
Okay. This is what I got -- some red leather thing.
Nope.
Salute the flag?
Less gabbin', more grabbin'.
French maid outfit?
Need-to-know basis.
There's a garment bag.
Finally. There you go.
Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?
Yeah, piece of cake.
You're my hero. [ air whooshes ]
(Chloe) You know, after that heroic hit-and-run,
it would be hard for even the most distressed damsel
not to take offense.
Oh. What would a hero say?
You're welcome, citizen.
Uh, and you left a not-so-subtle trail of bread crumbs
on your way over here for the quick change.
I'm sorry. This is all kind of new to me.
I-I didn't realize how fast I was.
No sonic boom. So, not that fast, I guess.
Did you want to...
What?
Oh.
[ chuckles ]
Um...
Not very heroic.
Good street look, though.
Uh-huh.
Look, whether you feel like it or not,
I know a superhero when I see one.
I'm sort of in the business of helping superheroes.
I don't think anyone's dad talked about that on career day.
Are you for real?
Yeah, I'm about as real as it gets.
Chloe Sullivan.
Stephen Swift.
Ow.
Sorry.
[ chuckles ]
You know, maybe we can talk about how you fit in
among the world's finest over coffee sometime.
That sounds...
pretty cool.
Great.
So...
Did you want to get that coffee now or, uh...?
Now?
Uh, yeah. Okay.
I mean, if -- if you're not doing anything.
Yeah.
Ladies first.
Hey!
You only get to frown that much
when you've been sweating like a pot roast all afternoon.
Sorry, Lois, I just don't get all this --
The colors, the costumes.
It's like everyone has a popcorn image
of what being a hero's all about.
It's called a fantasy, Clark --
An escape, something, I don't know, more magical
than what we have in our normal lives.
The reality of being a hero,
it's about sacrifice,
responsibility, and accountability.
From what I've heard.
Did you and Chloe both just swear off whimsy?
Was there a memo?
Look, a costume isn't just about hiding who you are.
It's about seeing the world
in a way that you haven't before.
What's your dream?
Getting swept away in a little fantasy
might do you some good every once in a while.
(Zatanna) Lady's got a point.
Without a dash of fantasy,
life's just life, and where's the magic in that?
Zatanna, when did you --
We need to talk, Clark. Alone.
I hope it's okay that I borrow him for a bit.
Lois, Zatanna.
Zatanna...Lois.
[ sighs ]
Not exactly what I meant about being swept away.
[ sighs ]
I guess I shouldn't be surprised
That you decided to follow in your father's footsteps.
A lot can change in a year.
Somehow I don't think you detoured your road show
to play catchup.
I found out my late, great father got cocky
and went on a cursing spree in his roaring 20s.
I have been cleaning up his mess,
rounding up all of the things that he cursed.
And you think this stolen comic book
was one of his items?
It's not as crazy as it sounds.
According to my dad's journal,
our thief is bound to be feeling the effects of true power,
Just like in the comic.
I'm normally a solo act,
but these things never seem to end well,
And I can't think of anyone better
to help me with this than you.
[ Lois shouts indistinctly ]
(Man) Lady, let us in!
Would you excuse me one moment?
Back of the line, buddy!
Uh, Lois, why are you in the men's bathroom?
(Lois) You obviously haven't seen the line for the women's room.
Lois.
Just a minute!
Stop gawking and prosper.
That's what was in your bag?
Well, this amazon princess won't get nerd-walled again.
Though I still don't understand how this qualifies as amazon,
But whatever.
So, while I was waiting for you
to drag your heels across the county line,
a story finally happened right under my nose.
Someone stole --
The rare "Warrior Angel" comic book.
I know. My friend Zatanna told me.
She's... into antiquities.
There's a few leads that she wants me to help her track down.
I'll bet you do.
Lois, it's not like that.
No. I get it.
You mind if I get a picture with you?
Take a picture?
[ camera shutter clicks ]
We'll cover more ground if we split up anyway, right?
And you made sure that my decaf, caramel, java-chip, white-chocolate mocha
Has three shots in it, right?
Yeah. Thanks.
And for you, sir?
Uh, a glass of milk would be great.
I-I mean coffee.
Dark, black, please.
Everything okay?
Yeah.
It's just strong, is all.
So, if I'm gonna help you get acclimated,
I just need to ask you a few --
You really know superheroes?
(Chloe) Yeah. Now, let's just focus on --
All of them?
Most of them, I guess.
What?
You know actual superheroes
and you couldn't sound more bored.
That's -- that's amazing is what it is.
Well, it's a living.
Can you at least tell me which heroes you know?
No, wait! Don't!
That would compromise their identities.
I can't believe I asked that.
Let's just focus on what makes Stephen Swift so super.
So, were you exposed to meteor rock?
Or maybe you were actually born this way.
That would make you meta-human.
Or maybe you're from space.
That last one was a joke.
Kind of.
Oh, God.
You're not actually from space, are you?
No.
Just -- sorry.
I'm an orphan,
and I got sent to Metropolis
to live with my aunt when I was...
little...
And then a couple weeks ago, I got caught in a --
in a chemical fire,
And, well, here we are.
It's common to the archetype.
Yeah. I thought I was the expert.
[ indistinct conversations ]
(Boy) Give it back!
Come on! I need that to get home!
[ speaking indistinctly ]
Excuse me, Ms. Sullivan.
[ grunts ]
Aah! Stop it!
(Stephen) You heard the man! Leave him be!
What you're doing to this kid here isn't right
and it isn't fair,
and he shouldn't let you get away with it, not ever!
Mind your own business!
[ grunts ] [ air whooshes ]
I'll give you something to laugh about.
[ whimpering ]
[ creaking ]
Apologize! Okay!
I'm sorry!
I'll give it back! Just put me down!
Aah!
Everybody... home, now!
Come on!
Aah!
Thanks, mister!
[ air whooshes ]
Sorry.
I just had to... Save the day.
So, what's next?
Sorry my locator spell wasn't more accurate.
Like I said, I need all the help I can get.
He should be... close?
I guess you can't expect magic to be an exact science.
[ chuckles ]
Was that a clever play on words?
Wonderful wit and sparkling theatrics.
Mr. Blur's really upped his game.
Found it.
I always knew you were packing some heavy artillery
under that tie,
but... seeing through walls --
Now, that's a showstopper.
All in a day's work, I guess.
Wait.
With powers like yours,
how can you possibly say "all in a day's work"?
I don't really think about it.
Just being like this is almost like breathing now.
And with a gift like that comes responsibilities.
Exactly.
I've spent so much time trying to do what's right
That I guess I haven't had any time for anything but reality.
Now, these people out here with their capes,
I don't know -- they just don't get it.
That...
Right there with you.
Magic, fantasy --
It's all in a day's work.
Day in, day out.
What I create as everyone else's fantasies
have become so... normal.
I suppose even the illusionist can become disillusioned.
But, hey, at least you have that fiery space trooper
to stargaze with at the end of the day.
Yeah.
Well... based on my last relationship,
I'm afraid I'm keeping Lois at arm's length.
You're afraid that if you let that spark ignite,
you're gonna get burned again.
Right now, everything's under control.
Fantasy isn't about being in control,
and fire... doesn't always have to burn, you know.
Maybe what you need is a tiny moment of true fantasy
to remind you what sparks are all about.
Dumet-tes.
I'm good, thanks.
No.
No, you're not.
Sparks lead to flames,
and fire is what keeps us alive.
Now... [ speaks indistinctly ]
I can't do this.
[ chuckles ]
That's a shame.
I think we found a mouth more magical than mine.
[ elevator bell dings ]
See you later. Thank you.
Hey.
Oliver, what's up?
Me?
Just, uh, owed Lois some Sharks tickets.
But you, buddy...
you may be bulletproof,
but you might want to duck and cover in there.
Good luck.
Hey.
So, your friend Zatanna,
what was she dressed up as, anyway?
That's just how she dresses some--
Of course it is.
Lois, you know, you don't have anything to worry about
With Zatanna.
Of course I don't.
Want to know why?
Jealous women worry. Me?
Not jealous, not even a little.
See, I know that I have nothing to worry about
because Clark Kent,
he is the most honest man that I know.
So, if anything were to happen
between... the farm boy and lady fishnets,
Lois Lane would be the first to know about it,
not the last, right?
Well, you can tell your supervisor
that I find it highly ironic
that I can't find anyone worth talking to
in missing persons.
[ chuckles ]
When did we drift from missing comic to missing persons?
We course-corrected when our thief's aunt filed a report.
Aunt? How old's our thief?
Meet Alec Abrams, our preteen pre-convict.
He's been A.W.O.L. ever since he stole the book,
not that I can blame him.
It's worth thousands and thousands of dollars.
The cops are still looking for him.
The police are the least of his worries.
Lois, we need to find him as soon as we can.
Don't think I haven't been trying.
His I.D. Was flagged in the Planet database
as a potential story.
He kept sending letters to the post office
addressed to "The Blur."
"your world is so much better than mine.
"I wish I could be a hero
"so I wouldn't get bullied at school.
"I wish I could be a hero like you
"so I could have saved my parents.
"I used to think heroes weren't real
until you showed up."
Looks like our little juvy is in desperate need
for a big brother.
He's just looking for someone
to understand what he's going through.
[ beeping ]
[ grunts ]
I don't get why you didn't want to come up here.
This place is awesome. It's way cooler than my room.
I mean my pad.
You know, I must have gotten my signals mixed.
I certainly didn't think this is what you meant
When you said you wanted to come upstairs.
Why do you keep doing that?
Doing what?
You keep trying not to smile, like, the whole night.
We're having fun, right?
Uh, sure...
I guess.
You guess?
Come on! Get up here!
No. I've never even touched Lois' Xbox.
I would look ridiculous.
That's the whole point!
Maybe you need to look ridiculous.
When's the last time you had any fun?
I have lots of fun.
Just tell me when,
and you can keep sitting there,
Watching me have all the fun you're not having.
All right, fine.
Look, if I get up,
do you promise to answer all my questions?
Cross my heart.
[ chuckles ]
Ooh, geez.
All right. A deal's a deal.
Powers -- what's under the hood?
Oh, you know,
Your standard superspeed, enhanced strength,
augmented hearing.
I like to call it Angel hearing.
But I think that's it.
[ chuckles ]
How about flight?
What? Why would you think I could --
holy crap.
I can fly?
Holy crap!
I can fly!
Oh!
Come on.
We have to give this a whirl.
What happens if I fall?
Don't worry.
I'll catch you.
So, you got caught up in the moment.
Under magical duress.
[ air whooshes ]
I was just trying to give you some perspective, Clark.
Even though we live lives
that everyone else thinks are fantastic
Doesn't mean we don't get to take a break
from the real world every now and then.
We don't get to take breaks.
Which is why us superfriends got to stick together.
I think I have a spell for that.
Am I interrupting something?
No. Yes.
Well, you certainly seem to be in good spirits.
Yeah, well, I had a really good night
For the first time in a while...
... which is more than I can say for the two of you.
The company that published the "Warrior Angel" comic book,
they stole the idea from a friend of Zatanna's father.
In order to exact some old-world retribution,
my father put a curse on the original comic,
hoping to teach the publisher a lesson.
But the publisher never opened the comic book,
and neither did anyone else -- not until yesterday.
Stephen Swift?
There isn't anything wrong
with having another hero on the street, right?
There is when he's just a kid.
And according to Zatanna's research...
the curse should have turned Alec into a full-grown hero.
Oh, my God. He is just a boy.
Chloe, if we can figure out what he looks like as an adult,
we can use Watchtower to track him down.
And then I can slap him with a counter curse
and we'll have him home by breakfast.
Chloe? I'm fine.
I just have a few things I need to look in to.
I'll let you know if I find anything.
Remember how you said magic wasn't an exact science?
Well, there's a catch, too,
And my dad really outdid himself on this one.
There's a monster at the end of the book.
Not surprised your dad's friend had trouble selling this.
This isn't the origins of a superhero.
It's the birth of a villain.
In the original story, Warrior Angel becomes Devilicus.
And the moment our hero feels the slightest bit betrayed...
... he becomes a monster.
[ air whooshes ]
Hey!
I got a bunch of new games I think you might like.
Or maybe we could order some pizza or --
What's wrong?
I know your real secret.
I know that you stole a cursed comic book
and that's how you got your powers,
And I know you're a lot younger than you look, Alec.
It -- it was -- it was just an accident.
I had to look inside,
znd now I'm finally a hero, and I won't go back.
Look, my friend Zatanna can reverse this curse, okay?
I just wanted to get to you first so you wouldn't freak out.
We're gonna get you back to normal.
Normal?
Normal means being whaled on at school every day.
Normal means not having the power to defend myself.
Do you have any idea how much my actual life sucked?
This is everything I ever wanted!
No one can ever hurt me again!
But this isn't real, Alec.
Look, you're gonna find a way to get through this, okay?
That's what being a kid is all about.
Now, you just calm down.
My name is not Alec.
This is who I am now, and I won't go back.
You can't make me.
No one can.
I have a feeling
no one's gonna push me around ever again.
Oh, I think we're a little late to the party.
Can't find my guest of honor yet.
Well, the computer's doing a facial-recognition search
based on the age progression from Alec's photo.
[ beeping ]
Abracadabra.
Chloe.
Why didn't she say something?
If you found out your hero was really a 12-year-old,
how would you have reacted?
If I were Chloe, I'd try to fix it myself.
[ indistinct conversations ]
(Chloe) Let me go, please! Put me down!
Please tell me your counter curse is ready to go.
As ready as it's gonna be.
Bring our girl home.
[ air whooshes ]
[ reciting spell ]
Just tell me where your friend is
so I can stop her.
I don't want to hurt you, Chloe, but I will if I need to.
Think this through. You want to be a hero, right?
This isn't something a hero would do.
Lethal enforcers are way more interesting.
They were big in the '90s.
You see, that's Alec talking.
You're still in there. Think about your parents, Alec.
You think that they would want their little boy --
You don't know anything about my parents,
And you don't know anything about me!
[ shrieking ]
(Zatanna) [ reciting spell ]
What is that?
You hear that?!
Aaaaaaah!
[ reciting spell ]
You all right?
It sucks.
[ crying ]
Everything's gonna be okay.
How's Chloe?
She's been better.
I'm sorry. I don't know what happened.
I've never felt like a -- like a --
Like a bully before?
Yeah.
No one starts out wanting to be the bad guy.
Life can be pretty hard on you sometimes, huh?
You know, the test of a true hero
is not letting the sadness and the loneliness take over.
Especially when you have superpowers.
Especially.
Just because you can do something
doesn't mean you should.
That sounds hard.
It is.
So, uh, why do you do it?
I do it because I want to help people...
Like you.
Not because I have to but because I choose to.
What do I do now?
You...Should go home and be a kid,
and remember the next time you run into a bully
that there is some goodness in there.
'cause everyone's worth saving.
And a hero's work is never done.
Before I go, I want to give you something.
I wrote this when you were still red and blue,
and I didn't really know what you looked like then,
so, uh...
I like the "S" better.
I do, too.
Oh, thank God!
I could swear there's a twinkle of magic in your eyes...
or is it just pride in a job well done?
I think I always gain a bit of perspective
when you blow through town.
Careful.
A girl might just start to crush on you.
Are you sure we can't keep this team-up rolling?
I mean, you've saved me more than once now,
And I'd love to return the favor.
As flattered as I am...
... I think I'm interested
in finding my fantasy somewhere else.
It must be love.
Make sure she knows just how lucky she is, Clark.
Hey.
I don't know how many wands she had to wave,
but your lady magician
managed to get the charges dropped against Alec.
Well, it helps
that she knew the family of the original author.
Listen, about Zatanna, Lois, I --
Let me preface this by saying that she is just a friend.
Spit it out, Clark.
[ sighs ]
When we were tracking down a lead for the comic,
which was the truth and totally still is the truth,
her and I got to talking
about the fact that she was really stressed out
about being on the road for so long,
and I guess I got caught up in my own stuff so much
that I didn't realize she'd gotten so close to me.
She kissed me,
But it's not what I meant to happen.
Honest.
I was wondering how long it would take you to fess up.
Clark, for a guy without a single poker face,
you've got like a million tells
and you wouldn't look me in the eye
and you smelled like a magazine insert.
Well, let me assure you that this will never happen again.
Lois, it's just this whole thing with us is --
It's new to me right now.
Yeah? It's new for me, too.
Do you think that I like... Being insecure?
I don't.
I just have to get used to the reality
that I'm not the only gal that thinks you're fantastic.
Well, this isn't the reaction I expected.
[ chuckles ]
Expect the unexpected.
That look on your face --
Remember how that feels
the next time one of your sexy lady friends
invades your personal space.
I'm gonna finish my apology now.
At the end of the con every year,
there's a, um, costume ball.
You hate costumes.
Yes.
But I was rethinking what I said
I'm gonna finish my apology now.
At the end of the con every year,
there's a, um, costume ball.
You hate costumes.
Yes.
But I was rethinking what I said
about not understanding... Fantasy
And, uh...
You asked me what my dream was, and it's this...
with you, Lois.
Now, that, my friend...
is an apology.
I get to pick out your costume.
Slow night?
I just figured I'd squeeze in some target practice...
and a single malt.
Did you bring enough for the rest of the class?
Help yourself, professor.
Running a little light on allegory tonight.
Bumpy day?
Not the smoothest.
Someone asked me
When the last time I had a good time was,
and I didn't have an answer.
I don't think anyone can fault you
for being on edge, Chloe.
Well, if anyone can relate, it's me.
I get it.
[ chuckles ]
Yeah, you can.
You know...
Sometimes you got to take your fun
where you can get it.
And sometimes...
it's right in front of your face.
You just have to want to see it.
Come on.
How do I know when to let go?
It's all about your heart.
Just listen,
right there in between the beats.
That's when you let go.
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